SantaCon Hawaii

Saturday, December 5, 2015

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Save the date, SantaCon is coming to town Saturday, December 5th! For 2015 we're going back to our roots and will be bringing the Christmas cheer to Waikiki again. We will begin the festivities at 6:00 PM at Tiki's and then make our way through Waikiki spreading cheer and sampling libations.

This will be our 5th year and we're really looking forward to seeing all of you crazy people again!

6:00 to 8:00 Tiki's Grill and Bar
8:00 The Parade of Santas
8:15 to 9:45 Jimmy Buffet's
9:45 to 11:00 Moose's with overflow to Kelly O'Neil's and Lewers-zone bars.
11:00 Free-play! Go where you like.

Thanks to Tiki's we will have a donation drop-box for Hugs and the Hawaii Foodbank. Details to follow. Ho Ho Ho!

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If this is your first SantaCon, allow me to give you the Lowdown for the Ho-down:

SantaCon is an international, non-denominational, non-commercial, non-political and non-sensical Santa Claus convention that occurs once a year for absolutely no reason.

SantaCon is an event for adults - where guys & girls of legal age dress up like Santa and go cavorting around town for no better reason than that it is huge fun.

What's the plan, man?

We will begin the festivities at 6:00 PM at Tiki's Grill and Bar and then make our way through Downtown spreading cheer and sampling libations. Here is our exact route:

6:00 to 8:00 Tiki's Grill and Bar
8:00 The Parade of Santas
8:15 to 9:45 Jimmy Buffet's
9:45 to 11:00 Moose's with overflow to Kelly O'Neil's and Lewers-zone bars.
11:00 Free-play! Go where you like.

SantaCon is a rain-or-shine event, so if it looks like rain, bring an umbrella. Also, comfortable shoes would be a very good idea.

Gosh that sounds like fun! How do I get ready, you ask?

There is a dress code, it is Santa. You must dress up. A Santa hat is not enough. Buy a Santa suit. Borrow a Santa suit. Make a Santa suit. Steal a Santa suit. If you're not into Santa go with Sexy Mrs. Claus, Buddy the Elf, one of the Ho-Ho-Hoes, a Christmas Tree, Donny the Dancing Dreidel. Whatever floats your candy cane. Just don't wear your street clothes and a hat. Check out the wall photos if you need inspiration.

The first rule of Santa Con is that we do not talk about SantaCon.

Memorize the following responses to common questions.

Q: Who's in charge? -- Santa
Q: Who are you with? -- Santa
Q: What's this about? -- Ask Santa, he's over there.

Santa acts like Santa.

Be fun, be jolly, let people sit on your lap. Ho-Ho-Ho it up.

Santa acts like Santa.

Be fun, be jolly, let people sit on your lap. Ho-Ho-Ho it up.

Bring cash.

Don't make your bartender try to run a tab for 200 guys dressed like Santa. Keeping it cash-only all night will save you headaches. Be sure to tip your bartenders and the fetching bar-maids. If you find a fetching bartender, good job.

Stuff your sack.

Bring gifts. NICE gifts for kids, NAUGHTY gifts for grown-ups. We're all about spreading Holiday cheer while having a good time. Candy, condoms and lube, little toys and fun crap to hand out to all the non-Santas.

Cab it.

We're all mostly adults and know how stupid drunk driving is. Driving drunk while wearing a Santa suit is just asking to get pulled over. Cab it or get someone else to fly the sleigh.

Need more help?

Follow Sandy Klaus on Facebook or email sandyclaws808@gmail.com for information.

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