SantaCon Hawaii

Saturday, December 2, 2017

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WINTER IS COMING... Oh, no wait, it's just SantaCon!

SantaCon is coming to town Saturday, December 2nd. This'll be our 7th year and we're looking forward to seeing all of you crazy people again while we bring the Christmas cheer to Waikiki.

The official stops are still being finalized, but our kick-off will be at Tiki's Bar and Grill.
(Thank you, Tiki's, you guys are awesome!)

5:00 - 6:45: Tiki's Grill and Bar, 2570 Kalakaua Ave

6:45: Parade of Santas to...

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If this is your first SantaCon, allow me to give you the low-down for the ho-down:

SantaCon is an international, non-denominational, non-commercial, non-political, and non-sensical Santa Claus convention that occurs once a year for absolutely no reason.

SantaCon is an event for adults - where guys & girls of legal age dress up like Santa and go cavorting around town for no better reason than that it is huge fun.

SantaCon is a rain-or-shine event, so if it looks like rain, bring an umbrella. Also, comfortable shoes would be a very good idea.

Gosh, that sounds like fun! How do I get ready, you ask?

There is a dress code, it is Santa. You must dress up. A Santa hat is not enough. Buy a Santa suit. Borrow a Santa suit. Make a Santa suit. Steal a Santa suit. If you're not into Santa, go with Mrs. Claus, Buddy the Elf, one of the Ho-Ho-Hoes, a Christmas Tree, Donny the Dancing Dreidel. Whatever floats your candy cane. Just don't wear your street clothes and a hat. Check out the wall photos if you need inspiration.

The first rule of Santa Con is that we do not talk about SantaCon.

Memorize the following responses to common questions.
Q: Who's in charge? -- Santa
Q: Who are you with? -- Santa
Q: What's this about? -- Ask Santa, he's over there.

Santa acts like Santa.

Be fun, be jolly, Ho-Ho-Ho it up. Singing is enthusiastically encouraged.

Bring cash.

Don't make your bartender try to run a tab for 200 guys dressed like Santa. Keeping it cash-only all night will save you headaches. Be sure to tip your bartenders and the fetching bar-maids. If you find a fetching bartender, good job.

Stuff your sack.

If you are inspired, bring gifts. Waikiki has kids on the street and we give them NICE gifts (NAUGHTY gifts are totally appropriate for grown-ups). We're all about spreading Holiday cheer while having a good time. Candy, little toys, and fun crap to hand out to all the non-Santas.

Cabs.

We're all mostly adults and know how stupid drunk driving is. Driving drunk while wearing a Santa suit is just asking to get pulled over. Cab it or get someone else to fly the sleigh.

Need more help?

Follow Sandy Klaus on Facebook or email sandyclaws808@gmail.com for information.

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